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yellbug:

when i was a kid i used to play a game in my head called “what would all of this be made of if we were mice” and i had to determine that cars would be pulled by really big bugs that would be bred especially for the purpose of being cars and that getting gas would be when we fed the bugs and gave them water. please add your game from inside your mind to this post as well

pussymayhem:

my guardian angel watching me masturbate again instead of doing anything to improve my life

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heftbyjapanesebreakfast:

spiked-mall-goth:

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snoopy in the reverse bear trap <3

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nobletruths:

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Daniel de la Falaise riding Joey Stefano | The Sex Book by Madonna | 1992

csevet-aisava:

what happened to tumblr’s boyfriend? i never see boyfriend posts anymore. sorry man we made too many jokes about your boyfriend. yeah he was a really popular joke format for a while and then he fell out of fashion. sorry man.

ps1:
“Mushrooms in Illinois Canyon
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27-moons:

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Stellaluna by Janell Cannon

slimetony:

slimetony:

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annoying ass ghost in this part of the dungeon

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why is everybody so mean to me on here

charlottan:

they disovered a new preserved body at pompeii a girl on her phone in the bathroom at work. on the ancient wikipedia app